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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
Carolyn Heilbrun
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Unknown
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
National Lampoon
I'm tired of Love I'm still more tired of Rhyme. But Money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn't take long to call the roll.
Bum Philips
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you're waking up to instant stress. You shouldn't be bullied out of bed, just reminded that it's time to start your day.
Sharon Gold
Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all the night longSad storm, whose tears are vain,Bare woods, whose branches strain,Deep caves and dreary main, - Wail, for the world's wrong
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice take each man's censure but reserve thy judgement.
William Shakespeare
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
Art Spander
They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Henry Bromel
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
Alighieri Dante
I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman
R. W. Plagge
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Samuel Johnson
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