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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
We are all born originals--why is it so many of us die copies
Edward Young
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
William Blake
Look around the habitable world, how few Know their own good, or knowing it, pursue.
John Dryden
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
If you go with the flow you'll eventually end up over the waterfall.
Adam R. Gwizdala
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Judith Martin
Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin...
Dumb & Dumber
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.
Walter Benjamin
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
George Bernard Shaw
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.
Terry Josephson
The standardized American is largely a myth created not least by Americans themselves.
Irwin Edman
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends, some by death others through sheer inability to cross the street.