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Parents Quotes

I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied-up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I've always followed my father's advice he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
John Wayne
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
Charles Lamb
The great Creator to revereMust sure become the creatureBut still the preaching cant forbear,And ev'n the rigid featureYet ne'er with wits profane to rangeBe complaisance extendedAn atheist laugh's a poor exchangeFor deity offended.
Robert Burns
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Ogden Nash
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
Bette Davis
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.
Quentin
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness to an opponent, tolerance to a friend, your heart to your child, a good example to a father, deference to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you to yourself, respect to all men, charity.
Francis Maitland Balfour
In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of United States currency. More important to me, however, is the signature that appears on my life-the strong, proud, assertive handwriting of a loving father and mother.
Katherine D. Ortega
It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
Jean de La Fontaine
Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes go to rather extreme lengths their apparent unconcern and cruelty are but ways, known only to themselves, of feeling more strongly than others.
Marquis de Sade
About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and no apparent interest in politics. What a waste.
Randolph Silliman Bourne
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself of an angel but of parents, or the pastor, or of our neighbor.
Martin Luther
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Muriel Spark
Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be enrolled.
Thomas Andrew Bailey
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