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When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.
John Larroquette
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Alan Bleasdale
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pt, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.
S. J. Perelman
You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked how he would choose to die)
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Lawrence Peter Berra
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Anon.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.
Joe Moore
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great
Sam James Ervin, Jr.
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he was nice, that he just didn't know how to show it. The meanest man in town, I said, was the mean old guy who lived in the big white house. 'THAT'S MISTER SWENSON,' they said. Oh, my mistake.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You can't hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can't catch a fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you don't try.
Kathy Seligman
In the South where slavery still exists, the Negroes are less carefully kept apart they sometimes share the labors and the recreations of the whites the whites consent to intermix with them to a certain extent, and although legislation treats them more harshly, the habits of the people are more tolerant and compassionate.
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. 'Legend' means, basically, 'bullshit.'
Joel Rosenberg
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
George Washington
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