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Humor Quotes

You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.
William Rotsler
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
Katharine Hepburn
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Alan Marshall Beck
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Karl Barth
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan Proverb
The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe swain mistrustless of his smutted face,While secret laughter titter'd round the placeThe bashful virgin's side-long looks of love,The matrons glance that would those looks reproveThese were thy charms, sweet village sports like these,With sweet succession, taught e'en toil to pleaseThese were thy bowers their cheerful influence shed,These were thy charms -- but all these charms are fled.
Oliver Goldsmith
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Terry Cohen
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Bessie A. Stanley
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit-Zinn
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Unknown
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Henry Elliot
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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