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Humor Quotes

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.
Sinclair Lewis
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward De Bono
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard
If you can't ignore an insult, top it if you can't top it, laugh it off and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
J. Russel Lynes
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss
Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly.
Thomas Hobbes
Funny business, a woman's career the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep, and you weep alone For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Sebastian R. N. Chamfort
It's hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Peter's Almanac
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