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Humor Quotes

God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
The Talmud
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
George Saintsbury
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.
Oscar W. Firkins
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart mark and avoid him.
Cicero
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Unknown
Laughter is an instant vacation
Milton Berle
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge That myth is more potent than history That dreams are more powerful than facts That hope always triumphs over experience That laughter is the only cure for grief And I believe that love is stronger than death.
Robert
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
J. M. Linsner
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
Joseph Addison
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
Orison Swett Marden
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