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Humor Quotes

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh
Aristophanes
Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' 'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'
Lewis Carroll
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Bessie A. Stanley
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Jacob August Riis
Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, And when you laugh, laugh like hell, And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
William Saroyan
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Elsa Maxwell
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Henry Louis Mencken
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
Bill Bryson
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
George Santayana
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
Virginia
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.
Peter Ustinov
Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
Kahlil Gibran
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl Sagan
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, 'Hey, have you seen Fred' And they'll say, 'Fred who' And you say, 'Fred of snakes' Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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