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Humor Quotes

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
Clarence Darrow
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at
Dan Fielding
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
Virginia
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold Glasgow
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Doris Lessing
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Cullen Hightower
I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Nigerian Proverb
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
Eric Sevareid
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit-Zinn
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they're called humorists.
Cullen Hightower
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