Home Quotes of the Day Privacy Policy Contact Us
Top Quotes
__________________
People
__________________
Feelings
__________________
Relationship
__________________
Greetings
__________________
Thoughts
__________________
Attitude
__________________
Social Network
__________________
Religion
__________________
Humor
__________________
Time
__________________
Special Dates
__________________
Congratulations
__________________
Reflection
__________________
Other
__________________

Drunk Quotes

I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood.
William Shakespeare
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving.
Bill McIntire
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard Shaw
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no one is safe from it-not you, not me and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it.
Nancy Davis Reagan
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Alvin Barkley
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Isak Dinesen
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.
James F. Byrnes
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
1 | 2 | 3 | Next | Last
Page 1 de 3

Create your quoteQuotes and quotationsAdd quote to imageFamous quotes