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Drunk Quotes

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
Darrin Bell
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Alvin Barkley
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
Henry Miller
You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.
Horace
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Jewish Proverb
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving.
Bill McIntire
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Norman Brenner
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood.
William Shakespeare
Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.
Made
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Carl Gustav Jung
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard Shaw
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Isak Dinesen
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