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Drunk Quotes

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Jewish Proverb
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no one is safe from it-not you, not me and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it.
Nancy Davis Reagan
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Alben William Barkley
Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the product of a drunken savage's imagination.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Bertrand Russell
No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king
Eliza Mother Stewart
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood.
William Shakespeare
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.
Made
With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.
Chinese Proverb
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