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Drunk Quotes

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Jewish Proverb
All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
Darrin Bell
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Abraham Lincoln
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,' and it must be so.
Native American
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain. Exalted reason,Resplendent daughter of the head divine,Wise foundress of the system of the world,Guide of the stars, who are thou then, if thou,Bound to the tail of folly's uncurb'd steed,Must, vainly shrieking, with the drunken crowd,Eyes open, plunge down headlong in the abyss.
Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
Henry Miller
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving.
Bill McIntire
Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the product of a drunken savage's imagination.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.
Horace
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman
R. W. Plagge
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